The Dayglo Abortions - Feed Us a Fetus

The Dayglo Abortions' "Feed Us a Fetus" is an album that I got my hands on back in the late '80s, and it was so crass and vile and funny that it spread amongst my crowd like wildfire. Classic snotty metal-punk.

Look, I completely stole this post from Middle Aged Youth. I figured, "Shit, why repeat what someone else has already done?" Besides, if they find out about this lil' bit of complete plagiarism, they'll probably make me take it down.

Simply put, I take NO credit for it -- I just wanted you to see it. So, here it is:

"Hell yeah, the fuckin Dayglo's...I'm not nearly as long-winded as Scott, or as knowledgeable when it comes to the history of these bands, I just know what I freakin like. I do know they're Canucks and on this album played some good ole punk rock with a little bit of metal thrown in. Later albums were full on metal with the snotty lyrics being the only punk remnants. Here's a few, feel free to chat about how they changed yer life...

Stupid World - Lisa washed her hair on Monday, Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday, Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday, Lisa washed her hair on Thursday. Then her husband noticed that her shampoo had upset her PH balance. Her hair was all dried out and frizzy, so he shot the bitch and he moved to the city. Her husband got a job at a roller rink. He tried to pick up chicks, but he had a little dink. He brushed his teeth with AIM, but it didn't matter. Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger. Oh, what a stupid world.

Stupid Songs - When I sing songs, I sing about what I know, but I don't know too much, so I don't sing about nothing...

Kill the Hosers - Let's kill kill kill kill kill kill kill the hosers! Let's beat beat beat beat beat the shit outta the little fuckers!

I killed Mommy - I kinda like my sister's friends, keep 'em fresh in the fridge.

Dogfarts - I gave my pal a piece of cheese, it was limberger, the cheese that pleases.

Proud to be a Canadian - The only reason we live in fuckin igloos, is cuz our government makes a living licking shitholes.


I think I'm gonna use the word "shithole" instead of "asshole" from now on. "You stupid shithole!!", "Nice blinker, shithole!" I like the sound of it."

There it is. Enjoy...

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